Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20142) - you deserved it (1621)
On 01/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by michellenKG (woman) - United States (California)
Sadfaic's life also sucksToday, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My…
merrymary also deserved itToday, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat…
Needles to say you did not go, right?
#1 - On 01/23/2012 at 6:03am by jellitonoctopus
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+122 | 15
Needles have never been the same after that Final Destination movie...
#2 - On 01/23/2012 at 6:06am by Glitterhinoceros
+60 | 14
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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