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Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27941) - you deserved it (2446)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by michellenKG (woman) - United States (California)

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Needles to say you did not go, right?

#1 - On 01/23/2012 at 6:03am by jellitonoctopus

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Needles have never been the same after that Final Destination movie...

#2 - On 01/23/2012 at 6:06am by Glitterhinoceros

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