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Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24866) - you deserved it (3914)

On 01/22/2012 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Well you're not dead, so that's a plus!

#3 - On 01/22/2012 at 1:21pm by abbyhoneywaffles

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Maybe something more than a fucking wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the fuck out of the way.

#6 - On 01/22/2012 at 1:23pm by SoSickWithIt

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