Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • call her a cow. thats an insult from where i am from in england

    #1 - On 01/20/2012 at 12:47pm by shrimpygymnast

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  • Should stay out late and let her think something has happened to you.

    #4 - On 01/20/2012 at 12:47pm by zantic33

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