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Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
call her a cow. thats an insult from where i am from in england
Should stay out late and let her think something has happened to you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 3 August 2015