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Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27000) - you deserved it (1925)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Well let's just hope he doesn't forget to floss after

#2 - On 01/19/2012 at 9:56am by mpsteve137

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get a giant rubber and start erasing him.

#3 - On 01/19/2012 at 9:56am by stephissilly

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