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Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!
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Thursday 10 April 2014