Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML

by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Miscellaneous

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  • Mission Impossible: Retard Protocol

    #1 - On 01/13/2012 at 11:47pm by TheIsland

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  • That's when you use your skills to get back into the house. You know up the tree, onto the ledge... You know!

    #2 - On 01/13/2012 at 11:48pm by NuTrees

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