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Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19287) - you deserved it (4819)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by xXMudkipNoobXx - United States (New Jersey)

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The key word is "almost"

#1 - On 01/13/2012 at 2:51am by daisyismydog

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of course you never know in an FML, but OP could be a 19 year old in a level 101 algebra class and his sister could be a 2 year old that knocked over a candle

#5 - On 01/13/2012 at 2:58am by Pentium_4

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