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Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55653) - you deserved it (13590)

On 05/12/2009 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.

#5 - On 05/12/2009 at 7:10pm by LostAndNotFound

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Damn... did it last the entire session?
Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D

#3 - On 05/12/2009 at 7:10pm by Rekabeck

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