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Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23083) - you deserved it (4148)

On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

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Well DUH they're cupcakes!

#2 - On 12/30/2011 at 2:34am by jonan1212

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she was only thinking of you, she doesn't want you to get fat

#6 - On 12/30/2011 at 2:35am by frankothetanko

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