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Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped grabbed the ball for the kid and started to hand it to him. He then yelled "Stranger Danger" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30mins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47645) - you deserved it (1812)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by TheJoker (man) - United States (Texas)

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