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Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (2386)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

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Watch out! Freddy Krueger is about!

#2 - On 12/19/2011 at 9:53am by Tsunami87

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Toe nail?

#1 - On 12/19/2011 at 9:50am by qazaq

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