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Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

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On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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You being man enough to stand up for your country does not make you a pussy. :) Thank you for wanting to serve and protect us!

#2 - On 12/16/2011 at 5:57am by lol_ironic_life

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Join the Marines and prove his ass wrong. :D

#6 - On 12/16/2011 at 6:02am by MarjoCupcake

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