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Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22680) - you deserved it (3278)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by O__o (woman) - United States

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It's times like these that I wish there were such a thing as memory bleach.

#1 - On 12/09/2011 at 10:01am by Angelice

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30 mile one way road ? where do you live .. china ?

#3 - On 12/09/2011 at 10:02am by ThaBeasty01

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