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Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

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Bounce back in to the house

#1 - On 12/08/2011 at 6:17pm by jordinomoose

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What a helpful trampoline. No, please trampoline, after you.

#11 - On 12/08/2011 at 6:27pm by IcyJack

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