Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25592) - you deserved it (2861)
On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point. I managed to scare him…
lol also deserved itToday, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids…
Is it because you have been naughty this year?
#1 - On 12/05/2011 at 1:04pm by Goddess_Rummy
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+96 | 13
A Segway? Times sure have changed.
#3 - On 12/05/2011 at 1:09pm by boofgall
+51 | 16
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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