Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6165) - you deserved it (47462)
On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)
cmd102's life also sucksToday, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he…
charlie3289 also deserved itToday, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into…
The question is... Why were you running from the cops?
#2 - On 12/05/2011 at 2:37am by Osmness
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painful shower beats getting arrested so...
#3 - On 12/05/2011 at 2:37am by flamer980
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