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Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47468) - you deserved it (3925)

On 05/11/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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Hahaha, well look at it this way, you won't have any long days of working on your feet anymore! in fact, i'd say you have the best foot spa in the whole world. It solved your problem for weeks, not just one night!

#5 - On 05/11/2009 at 5:27pm by suaveneanderthal

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Shut up #6

#13 - On 05/11/2009 at 5:49pm by xThatRandomGirlx

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