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Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10991) - you deserved it (33573)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

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Better than having the little mermaid ringtone... like myself.

#1 - On 12/03/2011 at 6:02am by lolle_p0p

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it's a problem free philosophy!

#2 - On 12/03/2011 at 6:03am by Real_Talk21

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