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Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32272) - you deserved it (2176)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Kick him in the nuts under the table and wink back

#1 - On 11/18/2011 at 9:48am by smbeal

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Dirty... Step daddy likes to keep it in the family.

#2 - On 11/18/2011 at 9:49am by Monkeysmommy1

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