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Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Kick him in the nuts under the table and wink back
Dirty... Step daddy likes to keep it in the family.
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