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Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML


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On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

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I can make a cheesy one liner about this, but I'd rather not...

#3 - On 11/15/2011 at 9:49am by AnonymousTroll

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I can't believe how selfish you are. Didn't your mother teach you to ALWAYS have an assortment of cheeses on hand for such occasions? Sheesh.

#4 - On 11/15/2011 at 9:50am by krushr

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