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Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25571) - you deserved it (1619)
On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)
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