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I could just see the police's response:
Mom: "Officer, Officer, my son/daughter is missing!"
Police: "Could you give me a description, ma'am?"
Mom: "Well, he's 31, tall, has brown hair and brown eyes...
Police: "Hold on hold on....31?"
Mom: "Yes sir!"
Police: -pauses- ... -click-
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.