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Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13038) - you deserved it (32408)

On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Your "rep" won't matter when you're dead.

#2 - On 11/05/2011 at 12:42am by haw008

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At least they were only chasing you, you can't outrun a bullet

#4 - On 11/05/2011 at 12:42am by stuth186

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