Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

by Anonymous / 10/29/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.

    #2 - On 10/29/2011 at 7:43pm by Epsilonyx

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  • On the bright side I called up my phone company to cancel my service. On the downside I will never have those nudes back.

    #3 - On 10/29/2011 at 7:44pm by stayawake96

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