Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
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Lead it to your bed and trap it with a used tampon.
#2 - On 10/28/2011 at 6:05am by BluewaffleFTW
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What do you mean, "again"? How many times has that snake been missing in your apartment?
#3 - On 10/28/2011 at 6:05am by HerpYourDerp
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