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Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29508) - you deserved it (3039)

On 02/09/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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