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Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37224) - you deserved it (4036)

On 02/09/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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You need to stop being their friend. The reason why they wouldn't date you is irrelevant. Their gut reaction was to laugh at you when you mentioned you've got no one to go with. They are not your friends, they just like having you around because you're a man who gives them attention for nothing in return. You're wasting your time on them.

#24 - On 02/17/2009 at 11:31pm by AnonymouslyYours

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Some girls are just so cruel.
Did you at least think you had a chance?

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 7:38pm by Roi

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