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Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31100) - you deserved it (3215)

On 02/09/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Some girls are just so cruel.
Did you at least think you had a chance?

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 7:38pm by Roi

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ive been there before...my beset friend in high school was a girl...ive been dress shopping more times than i would want to admit

#16 - On 02/11/2009 at 1:56am by gjp

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