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Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62141) - you deserved it (8859)

On 05/10/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by Jopes (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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