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Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
Haha @ 10.
But I would say you saved a dog from getting run over. Saving a harmless animal = score with the ladies.
Heck, even I would sleep with you, and I'm a straight guy.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.