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Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76840) - you deserved it (12403)

On 05/10/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by Jopes (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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-cringes-
Oh my god, OUCH.

#5 - On 05/10/2009 at 2:03pm by SlightlySadistic

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holy crap, so you basically cut your leg with a chainsaw? shitttt

*vomits*

#8 - On 05/10/2009 at 2:04pm by choppedNskrewed

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