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Today I had to listen to my father lecture me on all the potential dangers of Halloween. He has a speech for every holiday, every year. I'm 28 years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26063) - you deserved it (2812)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:54am - misc - by StromyG2 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Move out

#1 - On 10/24/2011 at 1:00pm by Classlfied

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Rule 1: don't take candy from the creepy dude down the street

#3 - On 10/24/2011 at 1:01pm by CopeStraight

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