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Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (7950)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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They're just jealous because you're getting some ! :)

#1 - On 10/23/2011 at 6:08am by JTthePurpleNinja

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your mom needs a boyfriend

#2 - On 10/23/2011 at 6:13am by Epic_Fail911

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