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Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30088) - you deserved it (3126)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm - misc - by pretty_coin - Australia (Queensland)

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Ooh. Sounds hot.

#1 - On 10/23/2011 at 3:13am by BeastNerd

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go out there and keep yo pimp hand strong!!!

#4 - On 10/23/2011 at 3:16am by KKMH

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