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Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30532) - you deserved it (2439)

On 10/15/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by -- - Canada (Quebec)

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Mall Cops whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they ban you from the Hot Dog on a Stick.

#2 - On 10/16/2011 at 3:27am by enonymous

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lyk omg ttly sue!!1

Seriously though, you should ask to speak to a manager. Security guards should at least behave in a professional manner, which doesn't include swearing at a bunch of kids. Especially the wrong bunch of kids.

#3 - On 10/16/2011 at 3:27am by Grimmerie

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