Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
I agree, your life sucks (15875) - you deserved it (43057)
On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook,…
danii also deserved itToday, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and…
Lol are you 12?
#1 - On 10/08/2011 at 5:46pm by H3YG1RL
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Gotta have Cs. :)
#2 - On 10/08/2011 at 5:46pm by sailorzoe
+243 | 14
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