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Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

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Evil parrot!

#1 - On 10/06/2011 at 10:02am by ihasbrains

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Parrots do that all the time. They want attention, or something.

Just teach it some heavy metal covers of ABBA songs.

#5 - On 10/06/2011 at 10:04am by cradle6

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