Open up!

By nooooooooob - 05/10/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 115
You deserved it 35 131

Same thing different taste

Top comments

every1luvsboners 11

And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?

It's okay; doors are hard to figure out.

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ha, I did that too except I ended up kicking it down :/

Well now we know whos never gonna be a lock smith....

iamaleccarlson 0

Typing "fail" for the first comment is unacceptable. Next tine they being a bit more unique.

Pfft, doors are overrated. People go through windows now.

37- your engrish is slightly understandable... Just barely though.

ikickgingers 15

34 I cannot get over the Bieber hair...

Ugh you know, I typed this comment the first time, and it was lost. So I re typed it, but there was a delay so I couldn't go edit it. I'm usually very diligent when it comes to typing and fixing auto corrects.

nixter5 18

You "though" your roommate was being a douche? Am I the only one who caught that? Yes? Okay I'll shut up now.

Idiot. You're not blonde, by any chance?

you don't shoot rainbows out your ass, by any chance? people don't have to be blonde to do these kinds of things, you stereotypical idiot.

icadragoon 11

Well said, I don't quite understand why people have to down blondes so much. Some people wreak their hair just to become blonde.

FeLol @ wreck their hair to be blonde what do you mean by wreck it? And it's fun to make fun of friends who are blonde my hubby is blonde and I always make fun of him and he makes fun of me by saying I must have been blonde in a previous life lol

13FTW 9
Georgieeporgiee 9

Sounds like something I'd do...

tittymagic 0

Actually BobsUrAuntie, I can shoot rainbows out my ass...

I think they mean that people dye and bleach their hair blonde.

So 74 your stomach can't digest all those skittles? And 76 stfu you're just plain random and dumb this is the issue of stereotyping not how they dye their hair

76 was responding to 59 who was responding to 56 so uhh stfu

klovemachine 24

oopsie!!! this will good for a laugh someday.

I have done that so many times -_-' except to get to our apartment, you have to key in a code to get into the complex. I always press the wrong numbers.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

oops, my app stuffed up, that was supposed to be posted to a different FML.

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Oh c'mon! Not again, my comment got posted to the wrong comment again!

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

FML, what's wrong with the app today, it's totally stuffed my commenting, -.-

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Oops, my previous comment was supposed to go on a different FML.

It's okay; doors are hard to figure out.

every1luvsboners 11

And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?

every1luvsboners 11

The difference is that I'm not getting paid or give two ***** about your moronic opinion. If I'm such a "failing plight" why do you keep commenting under my comment? To get attention maybe. Bottom line: You're a failure in all aspects of life, move on.

I Still like BoNers(: , he may not be perfect, but he's still pretty funny. Of course, most times, he's pretty damn FuCkiiN hilariousxD.

Sheesh... Try every conceivable option before a freakout next time?