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Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22541) - you deserved it (4461)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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Wonderful role model.

#2 - On 10/01/2011 at 12:21am by IAmTheHeavens

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Well u shouldn't have been drinking in the first place and yea ik I'm a buzz kill

#3 - On 10/01/2011 at 12:21am by agaba

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