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Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26721) - you deserved it (2396)

On 09/28/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by AngrySon (man) - United States (Maryland)

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If it moves, kill it. If it's not moving it's fine to eat.

#1 - On 09/29/2011 at 3:03am by StoryOfTheYear

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Should have allowed nature's way of showing her she's wrong.

#6 - On 09/29/2011 at 3:11am by Freeze

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