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Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's okay, though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
Complain about how they're old, crusty, smell like dirty diapers, and how having herpes would be better than them...
Most likely they'll shut the hell up then :D
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 4 September 2015