Gross, so gross

By Yuuucky - 26/09/2011 16:58 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 791
You deserved it 17 162

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Fx13mz 7

Even if it was a beauty mark, why would you caress it?

This is so disgusting that I'm putting it in my list of favourite FML's immediately.

Comments

This is so disgusting that I'm putting it in my list of favourite FML's immediately.

at least you didn't pop the zit in your mouth like that other FML..

fruitinthemiddle 1

Ah ew dude I just forgot about that one and you just brought it back

fruitinthemiddle 1

Ah ew dude I just forgot about that one and you just brought it back

fruitinthemiddle 1

Ah ew dude I just forgot about that one and you just brought it back

fruitinthemiddle 1

Ah ew dude I just forgot about that one and you just brought it back

For your information, I never popped a zit in my mouth. Yes, I know that you're thinking of other FML's. No, it's not cool to react to the first comment simply for the joy of doing it.

Is it wrong that I'm slightly aroused by this?

41- I'm glad you know sarcasm when you see it.

HarveyMalone 0

#19 - you need to seriously RELAX...

No she doesn't, 55. I agree with her, thread jacking is annoying as hell.

wintamint101 7

i think i just threw up...that is disgusting

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

I for one enjoy seeing the thought processes of fellow FML commenters when reading the same comments. A comment chain starts at cheating and ends with a a football reference. It's like my thought process: one minute I am thinking about a butter fly and some how I end up making a compare and contrast joke to myself about how mayonnaise and I go together like Paris Hilton and a condom. I think if we were to go on talking about #1 thinking it's gross and putting this FML on her favorites list we would have one short and bland comment thread. Maybe it's just me...

I think beauty marks are just moles. Nothing beautiful there, just a mole. On your forehead. Anyways... Link to the video?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... dayum! Reading this makes me sick. Like I just got a swift kick in my nuts...

GrammarNaziFTW 0

*insert witty sarcasm to respond to #83*

burninnapalm 5

108, here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_q09hILJdU Enjoy!

leadman1989 15

12 - Then why did you post it as a reply to her comment? Thread jacking douche!

Andr913 13

130- I'm not gonna lie I meant to thumb down your comment, and everyone else does the same exact thing I did, don't hate.

jaystreet46 4

1 and 19 is a bit€h huh? Pissy much?

Fx13mz 7

Even if it was a beauty mark, why would you caress it?

kickazz16 15

Because, she wanted to play with something 'big,' to compensate for his penis :)

EffinToofer 3

Some females like to show guys that we accept them and all of their imperfections. OP was just showing her boyfriend that he didn't need to be ashamed of his "beauty mark."

KiddNYC1O 20

Enjoy making out with those sexy pimples 34. Gross...

How many people looked this up on YouTube after reading this?? Come on, tell the truth!

I know! who the hell kisses a beauty mark?!

34- He was definitely not ashamed by it alright. *shifty eyes*

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kickazz16 15
slushpup9696 12
TheRealHouse 7
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Yeah, I didn't want to spend the time on an actual comment either... Oh wait....

(insert correction to 75s fail spelling here)

(Insert comment which will ultimately get thumbs down here)

flockz 19

insert penis here. *points to sister*

Insert reason why actually commenting would break the chain here

Thanks to that, I found myself in the weird part of Youtube...lol...

I happen to be looking for the video now xD

Playful1985 9

Omg that's sick and lame all at once

tweetbaby14 18

There are many YouTube videos of huge zits, and other things, being popped. I know I just looked them up. I don't advise doing what I just did.

J9DeeZy 4

A question I always ponder after visiting YouTube.

baby that's the sexiest beauty Mark I've ever seen! it's bigger than your penis!

When it popped, it probably shot off more too.

flockz 19

it was so big you could caress it?

It was a 3rd nipple on his forehead and it aroused him

zingline89 18

Once you go black, you can't go back.

PrincessOfDark_fml 1

Was that a key of awesome reference ??

There should be a mythbusters episode to test this theorem.

strawberrydreams 18

Eww... Well now you don't have to keep kissing it anymore. Be glad he didn't do that in front of you in person.