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Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24709) - you deserved it (2892)

On 09/21/2011 at 11:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Screw them!
Who sells towels?

#6 - On 09/21/2011 at 11:53pm by alex6946

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That's so mean. FYL :(

#3 - On 09/21/2011 at 11:50pm by tenniscrazy2

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