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Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50677) - you deserved it (2695)

On 05/09/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by matt5th35hit (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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