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Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21073) - you deserved it (2576)

On 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by SoCalStoopid (woman) - United States (California)

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