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Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23472) - you deserved it (2751)

On 09/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by all5fingers - Canada (Alberta)

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Now you can play a papa roach song! great band!

#1 - On 09/08/2011 at 6:04am by Jimster1712

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It's not dead yet OP, and it's coming for revenge.

#5 - On 09/08/2011 at 6:15am by hellogoodbyex

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