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Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25918) - you deserved it (6551)

On 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jag talar (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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well, it does depend on the location, but that's pretty harsh of them.

#1 - On 09/07/2011 at 2:41am by remfml

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Anything to do with Scandanavia is awesome.

#6 - On 09/07/2011 at 2:44am by StoryOfTheYear

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