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Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

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On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)

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wow. dont u usually take that off straight away?

#2 - On 09/06/2011 at 1:06pm by fricknugget

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Wtf the screen protector has a massive tab at the bottom

#4 - On 09/06/2011 at 1:06pm by flamegrilled123

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