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Today, my roommate got completely wasted. He was so drunk he thought the fridge was talking. He decided to make it stop by unplugging it. Most of our food is basically ruined now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20285) - you deserved it (1633)

On 09/06/2011 at 1:56am - misc - by Mattador - United States (Georgia)

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yuk your roommate was definitely drunk, a fridge talking would be pretty cool though :)

#4 - On 09/06/2011 at 5:58am by kyliebear

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WTH? Everyone knows that you don't unplug fridges to stop them talking, you have to seal the icemaker! Your roommate is woefully underknowledged.

#8 - On 09/06/2011 at 6:05am by rattusrattus

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