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Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 7:07am - misc - by greatdriver...4 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Did you leave a note on the car you hit saying your sorry?*

*remember that one FML?

#3 - On 08/31/2011 at 10:10am by vashthestampede

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A 12 point turn and you still couldn't get out???? Time to turn in your license!! You're the reason insurance rates are so high!!!

#6 - On 08/31/2011 at 10:10am by jerico616

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