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Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9918) - you deserved it (46421)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well you could make a good fortune being a slut! They don't call it a tramp stamp for no reason!

#1 - On 08/29/2011 at 4:29pm by gruvychild

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You should get "stupid" in Chinese above it. Then your life would be complete

#7 - On 08/29/2011 at 4:31pm by ZielZone

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