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Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26497) - you deserved it (3434)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Peekaboo (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Write "F*ck off" on the window in permanent marker.

#1 - On 08/26/2011 at 5:09pm by Spaghetti7

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hire a really old nasty guy to get undressed in the window the next day. that'll teach him.

#3 - On 08/26/2011 at 5:11pm by fanceh

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