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Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the cross walk. Suddenly I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10196) - you deserved it (37146)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:09pm - misc - by jazojigga (man) - United States (California)

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