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Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the cross walk. Suddenly I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 8:09pm - misc - by jazojigga (man) - United States (California)

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With all due respect to the blind guy, why didn't he detect your van with his cane, or just hear it?

#3 - On 03/02/2009 at 4:04am by Ikcor

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#7 How's the blind guy going to sue? Not like he took down the license plate number. HAHA. I'm going to hell for that one.

#10 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:56am by arms_akimbo

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