Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby...

By Motherly Love - 14/08/2011 10:34 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 06:01

Today, after 6 months abroad, I finally got home to the airport at 5 a.m. where my parents were supposed to be picking me up. I called my mother to let her know I'd landed. She picked up with a sleepy voice and asked, "Who is this?" I'm an only child and we live 2 hours away from the airport. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML

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By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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By embarassed - 20/03/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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By kelly - 21/03/2011 07:07 - Estonia

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML

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By roselysunset - 29/07/2015 17:07 - United States - Cypress

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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baseballplaya5 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:57

Congratulations on the baby :)

rorobear6 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:58

Worlds greatest mom (: haha, congrats on the baby.

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bewbies 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:56

Number 1 mom

annasworld 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:58

this makes me smile :)

kenjames 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 19:01

Cookies make me smile.

baseballplaya5 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:57

Congratulations on the baby :)

eshhayz 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 19:27

you should hijack a plane to get over it haha . I hear Norway love shit hehe

cmyk 19

Sunday 14 August 2011 19:51

You don't make any sence.. Stfu and go die in a corner will you? Kthnxby

eshhayz 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:03

WTF? Wasn't talking to you .. You were probably bullied as a kid and are now tryin to compensate by being a keyboard cowboy ...

LiveLaughFML 10

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:21

well OP, that's what happens when you get a pixie cut and your body resembles a snowman.

SoSickWithIt 14

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:26

^ beast.

Keyman1212 14

Sunday 14 August 2011 21:37

And congratulations to you on wanting to join the Navy!

lalagurl11 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 22:44

Ummm that's another FML cuz that's pretty random

Pixxio_O 11

Monday 15 August 2011 0:31

So she couldn't even recognise your husband who was standing right next to you... Or was he pregnant too?

RainbowHeadache 2

Monday 15 August 2011 0:41

Congrats, Op. But do you never talk to your mother on fb or send each other pictures? I understand not everyone has the luxuries of these things but if I never had the opportunity to see my mother I'd figure out ways to communicate with her besides phone calls. If she has Alzheimer's then I'm sorry. :(

FarSide 22

Monday 15 August 2011 4:42

Don't be so hard on yourself OP. Momma probably didn't recognize you without your teeth.

RainbowHeadache 2

Monday 15 August 2011 5:26

^ my point to that was her mom would probably recognize her better if she knew what she currently looked like before coming to see her.

rorobear6 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:58

Worlds greatest mom (: haha, congrats on the baby.

lilcec76 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 19:21

Rorobear6 are you from troy ohio?????

kiaralove53 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:58

Even if you did gain weight she should still be able to recognize you. This is more of a FHL.

Mysanitywins 10

Sunday 14 August 2011 21:22

Please stop commenting.

Lichinamo 33

Sunday 25 December 2011 2:54

It's not weight, it's the God damn baby living inside her :/

iluhyahh 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:59

Awe, :/ I'm sorry.

kenjames 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 19:00

Where was your husband? Surely she would have recognized you if he was with you. But then again women's faces don't change much and maybe she doesn't like you.