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Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30493) - you deserved it (4423)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Coldsnap - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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With a name like "Tasmanian habanero", I'd steer clear.

#6 - On 08/12/2011 at 5:19pm by unluckiestperson

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tough shit

#2 - On 08/12/2011 at 5:18pm by iluvboobies

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