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Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29015) - you deserved it (6687)

On 08/08/2011 at 11:43pm - misc - by me - United States

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well which one were you?

#5 - On 08/09/2011 at 2:59am by panda1o

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That's harsh and bitchy of them, but that's what happens when you hand out your phone number to random douchebags at bars.

#6 - On 08/09/2011 at 3:00am by xlorawrz

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