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Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22412) - you deserved it (4868)

On 08/08/2011 at 11:43pm - misc - by me - United States

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